My boyfriend barfed in my handbag ... and other things you can't ask Martha

The kitchen : clean it, or just set it on fire and be done?

Cleaning floors, ceilings, walls, and other immovable things

Le pissoir (because these things sound fancier in French)

Get rid of your ladies, seriously, they are revolting

Here comes the bride, all dressed in ... oh dear, what's that on the bride's dress?

Laundry, just ... so much laundry, you guys

Pimp your ride

The things you really can't ask Martha (or mom, for that matter!).